National Issues

I read this recent article on national issues

And the 3 notable ones are on mio TV, Felicia Chin and Diablo 3

Surprisingly, the Hougang by-election wasn't one of them

For the mio TV issue, it's the breakdown that occurred during the last day of the EPL

Whereby viewers were treated to static images and what not

Oh well, it sucks to be a soccer fan that day

And a Manchester United one for that matter

The latter issues like Felicia Chin and Diablo 3 are linked

The article actually talked about the fact that Felicia "complained" that Sinkies men "lack quality" and are not "mature" like her father

Why is this a national issue you may wonder?

The article actually pointed out that we have lost enough of our hot actresses to foreign men aka Joanne Peh, Jamie Yeo, Sharon Au and Jeanette Aw. 

And the reporter figured that Felicia is heading in that direction too

(Haiz......poor me)

That brings me to the Diablo 3 issue

Which the reporter stated that if the Sinkies men want to snatch a babe like Felicia

We shouldn't be taking leaves/off/MCs and stuff

Just to go queue for hours for the computer game called Diablo 3

And spending more hours, days and weeks trying to farm and level up in the virtual world

That's like gift-wrapping our hot local girls to the ang mohs

And well........they are the damn real Diablo

 Shit!

Well, I couldn't agree with the reporter more on the Diablo 3 part

But I beg to differ on the part of "lacking quality" and "maturity"

Was having this conversation with a good female counterpart

And we talked about the Sinkies men vs the ang mohs

And not surprisingly she mentioned that the ang mohs are the "Chosen Ones"

Hahaha the notion that "big is beautiful" stands true only for girls?

Or the facial hair on the ang mohs?

Or just the way they speak English?

It's just ridiculous saying that Singaporean men are lacking

That's like shooting your father

Because you wanna hook up with a man that is mature and having quality

And that resembles your father

I'm quite sure that Asian men possess those traits

Of cuz not all Asian men are like that

But the tendency is higher isn't it?

I mean comparing with the Caucasians

And yet I know the ladies would go for the ang mohs

It's just like asking what does 1 + 1 equal to

 Shame on myself

Haha, maybe I need to hook up with a Caucasian girl

Then I would probably understand the ladies' point of view then

If you ask me

(till the day I probably can have a single damn loser chance 

of hooking up with a Caucasian girl)

You put an Asian girl vs a Caucasian girl

I probably would still choose the Asian girl

Taiwanese would be good

ATs would be disastrous though

Scarlett Johansson may make me change my mind

;)

"Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"